Rick and morty season 1 episode 11 ending a relationship

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rick and morty season 1 episode 11 ending a relationship

Rick and Morty (–) is an American adult animated science-fiction sitcom created by 1 Season 1 .. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. . You know, every year, hundreds of Mortys are injured—: Rick: Back off! I turned myself into a pickle, and 9/11 was an inside job?. Episode. Here were are the end of season one, with an episode that is centered, as it so often has been, on Morty's relationship with Rick. After having breakfast with their family, Rick takes Morty to another dimension to collect seeds of "Mega Trees", which Morty is forced to.

Y-You're both uhh-all over the damn place! We've been split for 20 minutes and your lives are already scattered to the quantum fucking wind?! What the hell do either of you two have to be so uncertain about?! Your brand of zit cream?! Which chair to sit in while I do everything?!

rick and morty season 1 episode 11 ending a relationship

Come on, spit it out! Well, you don't exactly make it easy, Rick! Could you be more excited to see me fail?! You got Grandpa all to yourself! All right, all right, cool it! I see what's happening here.

You're both young, you're both unsure about your place in the universe, and you both want to be Grandpa's favorite. I can fix this. Summer, you sit here. Now, listen—I know the two of you are very different from each other in a lot of ways, but you have to understand that as far as Grandpa's concerned, you're both pieces of shit!

I can prove it mathematically. Actually, l-l-let me grab my whiteboard. This has been a long time coming, anyways. So, in conclusion, you're both equally mercurial, overly sensitive, clingy, hysterical bird-brain homunculi. And I honestly can't even tell the two of you apart half the time because I don't go by height or age, I go by amount of pain in my ass—which makes you both identical.

rick and morty season 1 episode 11 ending a relationship

All right, everything resolved? Everybody nice and certain about their position in my world? Sit still, arr-arms down. I'm gonna do this again. This time, be like Grandpa. You got something to say? And awaaay we go! Don't you get it?! The other Rick isn't trying to merge us anymore! He thinks he can save his own skin by using the crystal to kill me!

He probably figures it's ehh-easier to eliminate one of the possibilities rather than merge them! The difference is I would never do it! Rick, what the hell are you doing?! After he takes me out, he's g-g— he's gonna be coming for you!

Th-th-th-the time fracture must've made him crazy! I don't know what to do! Oh, God, now there's three of 'em! Get in the cupboards! Wa-wait— Think about getting in the cupboards, but don't really! I wanna come with!

What kind of business do you do in a garage? Y'know, this seems a little shady. Right, yeah, like nothing shady ever happened in a fully furnished office? You ever hear about Wall Street, Morty? Y-Y-Y'know what those guys do i-in-in their fancy boardrooms? They take their balls and they dip 'em in cocaine and wipe 'em all over each other—y'know, Grandpa goes around and he does his business in public, because Grandpa isn't shady.

Do you have the weapon? This is my grandson, Morty. I'm an assassin, I buy guns from your grandpa. Michael opens case] Krombopulos Michael: Yeah, this looks deadly. So, this shoots antimatter? My target can't be killed with regular matter. Nice to meet ya, Morty! Listen, if ya ever need anybody murdered, [hands Morty a card] please give me a call. You're g— you're giving him a card?! Children, animals, old people, doesn't matter.

I just love killin'. You sell weapons to killers for money? You've got what the intergalactic call a very planetary mindset, Morty. It's more complicated out here. Do you understand what two humans can accomplish with 3, of these? You are not like other carbon-based lifeforms. You put the value of all life above your own. It's how things should be. It's how they could be. I could not agree more. All the moonmen want things their way But we make sure they see the sun. Goodbye, moonmen You say goodbye, moonmen Goodbye— Rick: This isn't a musical number!

This is a fucking Auto Erotic Assimilation [2. Little weird to publish a paper about it for yourself, but hey. After I become a type-one civilization, this world will be invited into the Galactic Federation.

From there, I'll have access to countless planets and species. One by one, I will unify them, I will become the universe, and I will be what the single-minded once called a god.

Oh, that's pretty sexy. Hey, listen, where can we get a drink around here? Recreational substances were phased out here.

rick and morty season 1 episode 11 ending a relationship

There's no need for escape from the self when your world is one. Unity, Unity, who am I talking to?! I watched you assimilate a whole police station just to get your hands on the evidence locker. Rick, when we met, I was a young hive mind with the population of a small town.

Especially when I change them. I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I've grown. Hey, listen, I've grown, too.

Rick and Morty Season 1 Episode 11 Ricksy Business

See, I've-I've reconnected with my family, right? Why is that, I wonder? Maybe it's part of getting old. Maybe I just missed being with We need a hang glider, and a crotchless Uncle Sam costume, and I want the entire field of your largest stadium covered end to end with naked redheads, and I want the stands packed with every man that remotely resembles my father.

Uh, my name is Blim Blam the Korblok.

rick and morty season 1 episode 11 ending a relationship

Second of all, cards on the table, I'm a murderer that eats babies, and I came to this planet to eat babies. You both hate yourselves AND each other!

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I'd laugh, but I'm biologically incapable. That's how alien I am! What the hell, Rick?! Would everybody just relax for a second? There's no such thing as an "Uncle Steve". That is an alien parasite.

rick and morty season 1 episode 11 ending a relationship

Summer and Beth gasp] Jerry: But I've known him my whole life! No, you haven't, Jerry! He's a real piece of shit! This is a big one. Get off the high road, Summer! We all got pinkeye because you won't stop texting on the toilet. But Uncle Steve taught me how to ride a bike! No, "Steve" put that memory in your brain so he could live in your house, eat your food and multiply. We could be infested with these things.

Whatever you want, Rick, we're here to help! I always could count on you. I think you should put down the gun and we should get you to a doctor.

What do you say we take down these blast shields? I can't do that, Sleepy Gary. All right, everybody listen to me! I don't know if any of you guys are real, but this house has been infested with fake loved ones that spread through fake memories, and our planet will be destroyed if they get out. I just got back from Walmartthey're selling Nintendo 3DS systems for We can flip those sons of bitches for bucks apiece easy!

They're all limited-edition " Zelda " ones! Hurry, come with me! We can be rich, and we also all get to keep one and we can play Nintendo games! Okay, yes, I definitely remember doing that, but also, I would never do that! President, if I've learned one thing today, it's that sometimes you have to not give a fuck!

Wh-what do you think, Ice? Probably a little overdeveloped. Overdeveloped, underdeveloped, a bad song's a bag song.

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Well, do you think, maybe— Could you give me some help with it or? Aw, hell no, man. You do your thing, but I can't afford to get my pride wrapped up in your shame.

You know what I'm saying? Ice, I don't want to be a Negative Nelly or anything, but ihh-if Morty doesn't come back with my portal gun and I eat it out there, it's, uh, y'know, kind of your problem too.

I ain't worried about no Earth blowing up, man. Yo, this is why. You can turn into ice?!

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My story begins at the dawn of time in the faraway realm of Alphabetrium. There, every being is a letter of the alphabet. But I was frozen and exiled to the cosmos by my elders as punishment for not caring enough about anything. Earth is just one of my many stops on a lifelong journey with no destination.

So you better believe I don't care if it blows up. Because I'll just be ice floating through space, like a comet! Take it from me, Ice. Youu can't just eh-float around space not caring about stuff forever. The Ricks Must Be Crazy [2.

Where are we, Rick? Morty, remember eight seconds ago when— [burps] when you said "Go inside what? And then we showed up here and I wasn't like, "Whoa, this is unexpected. This is not what I was expecting, Morty. What a perplexing mystery this is. All right, all right. We're inside the battery, I get it. You don't have to bust my balls. Huh, this isn't right. This pipe's supposed to be sending 20 terawatts of juice to the Now what are these people doing?! It's time for some hands-on engine repair.

All right, Morty, hold on to something. I thought we were inside your car battery, Rick! T-T-This is like a whole p-planet or something! I'm pretty proud of this bad boy. I then introduced that life to the wonders of electricity, which they now generate on a global scale.

And, you know, some of it goes to power my engine and charge my phone and stuff. You have a whole planet They work for each other, Morty. They pay each other, they buy houses, they get married and make children that replace them when they get too old to make power. That just sounds like slavery with extra steps! Ooh-la-la, someone's gonna get laid in college. You do realize this will make the floooble crank obsolete?

What you're doing is wrong. You're talking about creating a planet of slaves. Oh, they won't be slaves. They'll work for each other and pay each other money.

That just sounds like slavery with ex Is my universe a miniverse?! What the hell is happening? You're my battery, motherfucker! And your miniverse is the size of a fucking lobster tank!! Are they not really aliens? Nah, they're just a couple of So he made a universe, and that guy is from that universe, and that guy made a universe Where my father died Where I couldn't make time for his funeral because I was working on my universe.

Ain't it a thing. Y'know, one time, Rick sh— accidentally shot his laser pistol right through my hand. Ha, y'know, I mean, like Big Trouble in Little Sanchez [2. Any leads on the vampire? I mean, y'know, I think it might be time that we just l-let it go.

Oh, so now you're too cool for this just because Grandpa Rick is? It's not that, it's just What up, my Helsings?! The fight sequence between Rick and POTUS showed hints at other government conspiracies too, like the alleged filming of the moon landing and the containers of bullets near the iconic convertible in JFK's assassination.

Best of all, a body buried beneath the floorboards confirmed an even deeper cut conspiracy theory: To be honest, this one hit a little too close to home. Here lies Tupac, and the dignity of the US government Image: Truly her father's daughter, Beth broke the fourth wall. With the exception of Mr. Poopybutthole's after credit scenes, thus far only Rick has broken the 4th wall to reference the fact that he's aware that they're in a TV show.

Rick constantly references commercial breaks, the need for snappy catch phrases, season arcs, and more. In fact, some fans have speculated Rick's fourth wall-awareness means he believes in the simulated reality theory. Last night's episode gave new meaning to Rick's assertion in "The ABC's of Beth," that "the acorn plopped straight down [from the tree], baby.

That South Park reference has several meta layers. Sure enough, the episode entitled "Informative Murder Porn" aired exactly four years prior on Oct. In it, Butters voices the annoyance of the South Park creators as he wrestles with how to come up with an original plot for his alter-ego, Professor Chaos.

With 29 seasons under its belt, the longest running animated show has basically already tackled every concept under the sun.

Maybe Rick and Morty writers are feeling similar anxieties, but toward their more crass counterparts at South Park — who already have 18 seasons to their mere 3. We learned why Pirates of the Pancreas was so personal for Rick. As he stated back then, "Pirates of the Pancreas is my baby. You know, I got a lot of pushback when I first pitched it, Morty. Guess I'm still a little defensive. It apparently also stems for his actual fear of pirates, which a US government official tries to take advantage of in a showdown with the President.

Poopybutthole babies are born with little tophats. While us Rick and Morty fans were uselessly sitting on our asses and complaining about the Season 3 delay, Mr. Poopybutthole was getting his life together. And, boy, do we feel like absolute Jerrys by comparison. Enhanced zoom in on the Poopybutthole Baby Image: But by far the most important fact gleaned from this After Credits scene was found in the family portraits behind him. There, we can see a shot of the day Baby Poopybutthole was born, sporting a tiny top hat straight out of the womb.

Presumably, this means that the entire Poopybutthole species is birthed with this characteristic headwear. Or, at the very least, that this particular Poopybutthole family is deeply dedicated to high-class fashion. The President seems to exclusively use video game technology.