"Two and a Half Men" recap (): Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank - AfterEllen
Oct 23, He can't get one unless he's married, so Alan agrees to a same sex marriage and he elopes with Walden. He gets the kid and ends up. Since Season 9, Walden and Alan have been best friends. Alan leaches off of Walden the way he leached off of Charlie. In "The Squat and the Hover", After. Relationship Status dating, at least once he gets over his divorce. Unlike Charlie, Alan's brother and the man Walden replaced in the beach house, he's.
Joke about having sex with a melon. Hours later, Alan enters the living room to find Walden fast asleep. Walden falls asleep early because he is old.
Alan heads off to a romantic rendezvous with Lindsey at a four-star hotel.
Sadly, Lindsey is late to dinner and Alan is pissed. Sad straight people dating rituals. Lindsey instructs Alan to go out with an annoying acquaintance to avoid suspicion. Walden, Jenny and company arrive home wasted after a night of glowstick-ridden debauchery. Walden, Jenny and company romp outside to skinny dip in the ocean. This is beyond unlikely because the Pacific Ocean is fucking freezing.
No Californian will admit it, but the Pacific Ocean is not fun to swim in. Like a Californian, the Pacific Ocean exists to be admired. Both of them are naked. How did we get here? Wait, so how gay? You have no idea how many people ask me this question. Every fucking straight person in the world asks me to rate how gay I am.
Walden, looking almost as horrified as I feel. Jenny, looking calm and collected, instructs Walden to simply say nothing. I have a saying for times like this: What happens in Jenny, stays in Jenny. Evening falls, and Walden confronts Jenny about their perhapes rendez-vous.
However, Alan has to put the house up for sale as he is unable to afford the mortgage payments and property tax. While Alan is speaking with Charlie's ashes and trying to decide where to spread them, Walden suddenly appears on the house's back deck, scaring Alan and causing him to drop the ashes on the living room floor.
When Alan lets Walden in so he can use the telephone, Walden reveals he has just tried to commit suicide by drowning in the ocean. Although he got out because the water was too cold. Walden and Alan then proceed to bond at the local bar, where Walden tells Alan that he made his money when Microsoft purchased his website.
At the end of the episode Walden tells Alan that he is going to buy the house. In the following episode, " People Who Love Peepholes ", Alan moves out of the house to live with his mother, but his friendship with Walden strengthens and Walden lets Alan move back into the house. Character traits[ edit ] Walden's ex-wife describes him as "having the emotional maturity of a year-old",  and she, his housekeeper Berta and his ex-girlfriend Zoey have all described him as needy.
He would refer to him as "your brother" to Alan or "Alan's brother" to others.
The character of Walden started the show as childish and someone who needed to be taken care of, and ended with him becoming an adult and being ready to take care of another, Louis. This section needs additional citations for verification. Please help improve this article by adding citations to reliable sources. Unsourced material may be challenged and removed. December Learn how and when to remove this template message Walden was born on July 12 as stated in season 11as stated twice in season He lived primarily with his mother Robin as his father, a magician, disappeared when he was very young.
Walden is very generous, which Alan uses to his advantage at times, such as when Alan's ex-wife Judith drops off their son Jakeand Alan convinces Walden to allow Jake to stay. When Walden discovers that his imaginary childhood gorilla friend, "Magilla", was real, and was part of an experiment being conducted by his mother, he becomes very upset, as he thought of Magilla as a brother. The redecorated house included a voice-activated command to turn the lights on and off and get ice from the refrigerator, by the use of Walden's voice, but not Alan's.
He begins dating con artist Courtney Leopard, whom Alan knows from the past, so he tries to warn Walden, but he doesn't listen, so Alan calls Bridget to convince Walden. He thinks this could be his chance at getting Bridget back, but she turns him down again. When he sees Bridget dating someone else again, he becomes jealous and tries to date a woman who looks like Bridget called Danny who happens to be a lesbian. When his old business partner Billy Stanhope returns wanting to create the "Electric Suitcase", Walden turns him down, still bitter about the viral video rants about him created by Billy.
However, Alan manages to get them to agree with each other and become partners again. They successfully create the electric suitcase and begin work in a new office tower, where he later gives jobs to Jake and his friend Eldridge.
He began dating a British woman named Zoey. Because of his childlike behavior, he is great with children like Zoey's daughter Ava. Zoey is the reason Walden cut his hair and shaved, as she wasn't fond of " the Jennifer Aniston hairdo "; this proved difficult for Walden as he loved his hair and beard but did it to prove how much Zoey meant to him.
In the season 10 premiere, he proposes to Zoey, but she says no, leaving him confused. When he goes to confront her about it, she tells him that there is another man, which causes him to become depressed.
Alan and Lyndsey try to set up some dates for Walden with some of Lyndsey's friends, but none of them go well. Later at Pavlovs bar, he meets Rosewho has been spying on Walden since he arrived at the house.
When he tells Alan whom he bumped into, Alan warns Walden, but Walden interrupts and tells him she explained everything about what happened with Charlie and that when you're in love, it makes you do crazy things; however Alan knows she is lying. Walden later begins to see that Alan was right about her when she moves all of her things into the house after only mentioning staying. He goes to break up with her when Zoey reveals she would like to get back together, but Rose becomes enraged and orders her ferrets to attack him, even leaving them in his car to attack him, but instead attacks Alan.
However Rose arrives at Zoey's apartment pretending to be pregnant, telling her that the baby is Walden's, so Zoey gets angry and breaks it off with Walden for good. Kate says Sam should leave the house and come live with her in her apartment; he agrees, eager to see where the relationship will go.
Kate says he should find a job and so he goes out job hunting and finds a job selling Christmas trees. Kate works in a sewing store but her sewing machine breaks so Walden goes and buys her one; she wonders how he could have paid for it but is thrilled and asks Sam that there be no lies in the relationship.
However when the strain of pretending to be someone he's not takes its toll on him, he tells her his real identity, but Kate gets mad and dumps him.
On February 14, Walden is alone and depressed, but is overjoyed when Kate returns to him, but only to give him the money back he loaned her; she reveals that she has a new manager: Rose, who gets Kate away from Walden by flying her to China.
Walden goes to a billionaires singles club in the hope of finding someone, however he sees Bridgit there and imagines what life would be like with her again so decides to ignore her. When Alan almost burns the house down, Walden gets mad and kicks him out. Eventually Walden begins to miss him and so asks Herb whom Alan was staying with if he had seen him, but a lonely Herb says no because he doesn't want to give him up.
Eventually Alan makes up with Walden and goes back to him because he needed him more than Herb. However Walden asks Herb how he would feel about shared custody of Alan. Walden tries to cheer a lonely Herb up who is depressed about Judith leaving him, after Herb helps him in a medical emergency, and so tells him he has to party to forget her. However Walden and Alan cannot keep up with his partying and so ask him to leave after numerous days of non stop partying.
However they become worried about him and so ask Judith to come and take him back. When Jake announces that he is going away to Japan for a year he asks Walden if he would like to come on a road trip with him and his dad.
But Walden says he cannot as he has to see where his relationship with his girlfriend's grandmother goes. After Jake leaves to Japan for a year of military service, Alan's niece Jenny appears in the episode " Nangnangnangnang ," and Alan offers her a place to stay; Walden is not keen on this as he is tired of a Harper always taking domain in his house; he then changes his mind after finally warming up to Jenny, and realizing the Harpers are like family to him.
After a former employee named Nicole Odette Annable forms a new software company in her garage with her assistant Barry Clark Duke she asks Walden to help her design it. They try to maintain a strictly platonic workplace relationship, but eventually reveal their feelings for one another. After successfully completing the software Nicole is offered a job at Google. She accepts leaving Walden devastated. However Barry agrees with Walden and would rather work with him, so turns up at his doorstep with his belongings and moves in with Walden, whom he idolizes and knows too much about.
He and Alan are asked by Marty Pepper Carl Reiner to be his best men at his wedding to Evelyn, and to organize the stag party which ends in disaster. Rose continues to stalk him but he and she have sex when he believes his life to be in danger; they make up for all the wrongs they have done to each other in the past.
His ex-girlfriend Kate returns from China wanting to "talk"; taking advice from Jenny and Barry, he goes to see her. They agree to go to dinner as "just friends" but later leave the restaurant to go home and have sex. The evening is ruined, however, by food poisoning.
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Walden believes Kate to be "the one" and tells Alan that he will propose to her. However, when a young woman named Vivian Mila Kunis arrives at the beach house, he falls for her while Kate is away due to her free spirited attitude and believes her to be "the one". He breaks up with Kate to find Vivian again, but she turns him down telling him to go back to his girlfriend. Depressed at losing two love interests he goes to his therapist who tells him to have casual encounters.
As Alan's wedding ends in disaster, he and Alan have another talk on the couch, saying he wants Alan to continue living with him and to go back to the way things were when they moved in with each other three years ago, just two friends hanging out. He is the only other character besides Alan to appear in every episode since his introduction.
This section does not cite any sources. Please help improve this section by adding citations to reliable sources. December Bridget[ edit ] Walden first met Bridget in high school, where they fell in love and eventually got married. She met Walden when he wasn't a billionaire so her intentions were noble as she claims when talking to his girlfriend Zoey who met him when he was rich. She has a very good relationship with Walden's mother Robyn, which is proven when they team up to remove Walden as president of his company.
She kicks him out of the house prior to the beginning of season 9, because he was too immature and relied on her more as a mother than a wife, which leaves him devastated, and causes him to attempt suicide. She has tried to reunite with Walden, but he began dating a woman named Zoey, so she began to get jealous and spy on him, where she meets a woman called Rose who agrees to take her under her wing as a trainee stalker.
She began dating his friend Billy Stanhope. In the tenth season, Walden comes to the conclusion that getting back together with Bridget would be a bad idea; in the episode "Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries," Walden fantasizes about getting back with Bridget, with the end result being her removing his testicles and putting them in a small chest, calling them hers.
He then realizes after imagining Alan lecturing him that Bridget's controlling behavior was the reason that their relationship first failed. She has a young daughter, Ava, who adores Walden. She like many do not like Alan and believe him to be taking advantage of Walden's good nature. She cares a great deal for Walden but can see his weaknesses. After refusing to say "I Love You" to Walden, because she believes if she says it something will go wrong in the relationship she finally does, making both of them happy.
She sides with Walden when his mother and ex-wife try to take his company from him, to which they win, but is disappointed when he renames the company Walden Loves Alan Enterprises instead of Walden loves Zoey Enterprises. In season 10 Walden proposes to her but she turns him down because there is another man.
He begins cutting out pictures of her and sticking them all over his bathroom walls and calls it "the Zoey room". When Ava invites him to her birthday party he gets her a huge dog, which annoys Zoey, the dog becomes a pain for her, but when she tries to return the dog to Walden she finds out that the dog has eaten his phone. They meet again in a restaurant where she is seeing another man, which makes Walden and Zoey insecure about seeing each other and so they leave.