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I can see you because you have a special place in my heart! Don't let your mind rule over your heart.

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You can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree Sometimes words are hard to find, to form that perfect line to let you know you're always on my mind! Even when it is rainy the sun is shining in your smile.

If a kiss on your lips tastes as sweat as a raindrop I want it to rain for ever I will give you one kiss to go to sleep. I give you two kisses to dream. I give you an endless row of kisses to, when you wake up in the morning, think of me. It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautifull angel! Where ever you're going, I'm going your way!

If all the boys lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be? During maths I was thinking of you but I cannot calculate how much I love you!!

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I am sending you to an island full of kisses on a sea of love! Do you have a coin? I want to call your parents to thank them. I wanted to put something incredibly beautiful, sweet, nice, sensitive, erotic and funny on you screen, but unfortunately I do not fit on it.

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I cannot think of a good opening sentence, so will we just say good-bye??? I must have been born under a lucky star, to find a friend as nice as you are, and I will follow the rainbow until the end, if you promise forever to be my friend!

Ferrari's are red, Lambo's are blue Every man dreams of a beautiful woman, so do I I dream of you. If love is a crime, lock me up, i'm guilty baby If God would have created something more beautiful than you he would have kept it to himself. Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Have you drilled the butterflies in your stomach gedresseerd?

I saw you at a distance but you never approached, but that what did never happen, never passes! If love is blind, how will she find me?

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Never make love in the garden or in the fields For love might be blind but your neighbours not! The less you open up to others, the more you will suffer.

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Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!! There is a clown in my heart. Small and very special, he can dance and jump, laugh and sing I love the spring mornings, the afternoons in autumn, the winter evenings and the summer nights I would have answered your letter soonerb but you did not write me one. I think i should tell you what people are saying behind your back.

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I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead Luv is a sensation dat is caused by temptation. I like your style- I like your class- but most of all i like your arse! Do you like maths? I want triplets You want twins. Lets get in bed and see who wins! Of all the babes ur my selection.

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If your right leg was thanksgiving and Your left leg was Christmas could I meet U between the holidays? If I was a fly, I would fly to you now Since I met you people are wonders and live is a big party What ever you say, what ever you do, I will always love you If loving you is wrong,then I don't wanna be right.

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My love for you is strong and brighter than any light. The way we must go is long,but we'll win every fight. At night I cannot sleep and during the day I dream of you Life is much brighter with you around! You can e-mail us on following mail IDs vaastuinternational gmail. Parveen, good news for you. What do you mean by Mrs.

Parveen, Bad news for you.

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When an apple is green, its ready to pluck. When a girl in eighteen, she is ready to You dirty mind, Elections are near, but I know what you were thinking. What's there in between your legs?

And what's there in between your legs? A sinner, who wants to go to hell. How come your husband is always home on time? I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not. In a Hospital two Nurses were discussing about the New Doctor. He Dresses very well.

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Heard u got selected as the first male model for Whisper advertisement. Why should girls have all the fun. An journalist to mallika sherawat: What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up? I go back to my home! On which date we should marry? Any special about it? It is the longest night of the year.

Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. It's amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea!