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Meet the Robinsons is a computer-animated family film produced by Walt Disney Pictures about a young boy named Lewis, who is very smart and invents. Lewis: Kinda small. Wilbur: I'm assuming that's a joke. I'm ignoring you for time reasons. This, my friend, is merely a model, because unfortunately, time machine . A review of Disney's film Meet the Robinsons. A relevant quote by Walt Disney is nicely included in Meet the Robinsons prior to the end credits. Wilbur implores Lewis to fix his memory scanner such as to I would recommend viewing Meet the Robinsons as if it was a mystery instead of merely.
Wilbur needs to recover a time machine that a man wearing a bowler hat has stolen. Lewis tries to demonstrate the scanner, but it has been sabotaged and falls apart, throwing the science fair into chaos. Lewis leaves while the Bowler Hat Guy, with the help of a robotic bowler hat named Doris, repairs and steals the scanner. Wilbur meets Lewis at the orphanage and asks him to repair the scanner.
Lewis agrees to do so only if Wilbur can prove he is telling the truth, which Wilbur does by taking them to the year in a second time machine. When they arrive, he and Wilbur get into an argument and crash. Wilbur asks Lewis to fix the time machine, but Lewis has another condition: Wilbur has to take him to visit his mother afterwards.
Reluctantly, Wilbur agrees and hides Lewis in the garage. Lewis does not stay there for long, however, and ends up meeting the rest of the Robinson family except for Cornelius, Wilbur's father, who is away on a business trip.
The Robinsons offer to adopt Lewis, but change their mind when they learn that he is from the past. Wilbur admits to lying to Lewis about taking him back to see his mom, causing Lewis to run off in disgust. Lewis then discovers that Cornelius Robinson is, in fact, a future version of himself, and Wilbur is his future son.
Because he was kept awake by Lewis' work on the scanner, Goob fell asleep during an important Little League game and failed to make an important catch that cost the game.
Yes, I am, 'cause you're 12, and I'm That makes me older. Well, I was born in the past, which makes me older and the boss of you!
I am so dead. I'm not allowed to look at this thing, let alone drive it! Mom and Dad are gonna kill me, and I can tell you this. It will not be done with mercy. Isn't there like a time machine repair shop - or something? There's only two time machines in existence, and the Bowler Hat Guy has the other one! Well, somebody's gonna have to fix this.
I can't fix this thing. All right, under one condition. I fix it, you take me back to see my mom. You didn't even follow through on our last deal.
How can I trust you? Well, you told me you were a time cop from the future. So do we have a deal? I must speak with the man in charge immediately. I'll let Smith know, and I'll have your dry cleaning delivered directly to your suite. What time is your appointment? Big hand is on the Mary is short for Oh, I love checklists.
The board is ready to see you now. What am I going to say? I'm never gonna remember that. Why don't you go? You do it so much better than me. A hat without a head couldn't really pass off an invention as its own. I'm so glad I have you! Prepare to be amazed! You have two minutes. Well, I like to call it my To call it my The sun, in my eyes. Well, then let me close the blinds.
We can quibble about names at a later date. The point is, what I have here is special, unique. Yes, you must love it and buy it and mass produce it, and the best part is, it's got really comfy headphones. I wonder, could you lean forward just a little bit, please? Yes, they are quite comfortable. What do you hope to accomplish with this? Oh, nothing of consequence. I simply wish to crush the dreams of a poor little orphan boy! After that, it's all a little fuzzy.
You mean, you haven't thought this through? Allow me to show you how it works. First, we turn it on. So where do I sign? Doris, it's all over.
All our hopes and dreams dashed, like so many pieces of a broken machiney thing. Success is still ours for the taking. We must find that boy.
We'll sneak this thing into the garage. You'll have all the tools you need. What about your parents? Mom never goes in there, and Dad's on a business trip until tomorrow morning.
You've got till then to fix it. Well, fine, but I'm gonna need some blueprints or something for this. I got someone who could help us with that. Who dares to disturb my sanctuary? None may enter unless they speak the royal password. Carl, what are you talking about?
We don't have a password. I made one up while you were gone. Well, then how am I supposed to know what it is? Welcome back, little buddy. So what's up with the stolen time machine? Did you find it? Apparently not, and you managed to bust this one as well. It'll be fixed before Dad gets home. And how do you suppose that's gonna Well, that was unexpected.
If my family finds out I brought you from the past, they'll bury me alive and dance on my grave. Well, yes, I am, but not the point. The point is, your hair's a dead giveaway. Why would my hair be a dead giveaway? That is an excellent question. Where are you going? But I don't just want to sit here. Hey, ring my doorbell.
No, no, no, no, ring my doorbell. Look at this door bell. That's an accidental ring. It's in the rule book. What do you mean, don't go to the family? How can we not go to the family in this time of family crisis? By leaving the garage door unlocked, you let the time machine get stolen, and now the entire time stream could be altered!
That and someone took my bike.
Look, I told you. It's gonna all work out. First, we keep Lewis in the garage, away from everybody. I show up and give him the pep talk of the century. Then he fixes the time machine.
Why is it an acorn? I didn't have time to sculpt everything. Okay, now, the time machine is fixed. His confidence in inventing is restored. He goes back to the science fair, fixes his Memory Scanner, thus restoring the space-time continuum. What about taking him back to see his mom? I just told him that to buy some time.
Oh, yeah, can't see that one blowing up in your face. I got it under control. Wilbur Robinson never fails. But on the slight chance that I do I'll run the numbers. It doesn't pertain to anything in You know, there's not necessarily And where does that leave me?
Alone, rusting in a corner. What am I worried about? If this thing ever blows over, I really gotta get away from you and get some quiet time. Well, hey, there, little fella! Now, I know what you're thinking, and my clothes are not on backwards. Oh, I used to tell that one to my science students. They didn't laugh, either. Anywho, what's your name, fruit-head?
Well, say, Lewis, you haven't seen any teeth around here, have you? Been digging holes all day. Can't find them anywhere.
All right, look, old man, I need to get back to the garage. Wilbur left me down there, and I wasn't supposed to leave, and these monsters There's no monsters on the porch, you ninny. Hope he ain't got rabies. Old man, I need to get to the garage! Well, sure, I'll get you there in a jiffy. I know a shortcut. Welcome to the garage. Well, I'm completely lost.
Lewis and me are looking for the garage. Lewis, will you give me a hand and time my race? Okay, Gaston, my toy train's ready for you.
That's a toy train? On your mark, get set, go? Okay, Lewis, I got the blueprints. Keep those tummies tucked. This isn't the garage. I don't think the garage is in here, either.
A very grave matter, indeed. Quad Four, Alpha Omega Galaxy, needs a large cheese-and-sausage thin-crust? I'll be there in 30 minutes, or it's free. Laszlo, you stop painting my hat, or I'm telling Ma! Your mother is trying to take a nap. What is all the yelling out here?
I don't want to hear any more! I'm going for a drive! She usually takes the Harley. I think my wife Lucille's baking cookies. Bake them cookies, Lucille! Why is your dog wearing glasses?
Oh, 'cause his insurance won't pay for contacts. That's Uncle Spike, and there's Uncle Dimitri. Oh, no, Lewis, that's our butler, Lefty. Nice to meet you. Hey, Lefty, any idea how to get to the garage? We didn't ask her yet. I think you'll like her. You ask me over And over and over Have you seen My peacock-feathered hat? Taught them everything they know. We need someone on maracas.
Where is your heart at? Nobody knows that Even though you've him, her, me And an army searching I've got a feeling You will be reeling When you are bad And the circus comes to town Grandpa, I think I found your teeth. And you see me leaving Dressed up as a magician Or something like that Sarsaparilla! My teeth are back! Well, glad I could help with the teeth, but, wow, look at the time. Lewis, I told you to stay in the garage! I did, but I went up the tube, and I ran into your family, and I You met my family?
Who have you met, and what have you learnt? Bud, Fritz and Joe are brothers. Fritz is married to Petunia, and is she Tallulah and Laszlo are their children. Joe is married to Billie. Lefty is the butler. Spike and Dimitri are twins, and I don't know who they're related to. Lucille is married to Bud, and your dad, Cornelius, is their son.
What does Cornelius look like? Okay, Cornelius is married to Franny, and her brothers are Gaston and Art. Wilbur is the son of Franny and Cornelius. And nobody realised you were from the past? Thank you very much. Doris, get it off! I've got you now.
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No, Lewis is my stupid roommate. My name's Mike Yagoobian. People call me Goob, but today, everyone that beat me up called me "puke face" and "butterfingers" and "booger breath. I didn't mean to Well, I was just looking for Lewis. He's always up there being dumb. Why didn't I think of that? Mr Steak, you're my only friend.
Game didn't go so well, huh? No, I fell asleep in the ninth inning, and I missed the winning catch. Then I got beat up. Afterwards, Coach took me aside and told me to let it go. Everyone will tell you to let it go and move on, but don't.
Instead, let it fester and boil inside of you. Take these feelings and lock them away. Let them fuel your actions. Let hate be your ally, and you will be capable of wonderfully horrid things. Heed my words, Goob. Don't let it go. Where is that boy? Separate and look for clues. Look what I found! Now, what did you find?
That plus my stick must mean I don't even know what I'm doing. I mean, this stuff is way too advanced for me. And what if I can't fix this? Why do you keep saying that? And don't just say, "Keep moving forward. Why would his motto be "keep moving forward"? It's what he does. What's that supposed to mean?
Meet the Robinsons () quotes
Robinson Industries, the world's leading scientific-research-and-design factory. My dad runs the company. They mass produce his inventions. His motto, "Keep moving forward. Carl, the time machine, the travel tubes. Your dad invented the time machine? Five years ago, Dad wakes up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat. He wants to build a time machine, so he starts working.
We're talking scale models. Dark day at the Robinson house. Prototypes two and three, not much better. Number six, 58,and they all end the same way. But he doesn't give up. Dude, I can't take you seriously in that hat. He keeps working and working until finally he gets it, the first working time machine.
Then he keeps working and working until finally he gets it again, the second working time machine. I'm assuming that's a joke. I'm ignoring you for time reasons. This, my friend, is merely a model because, unfortunately, time machine number two is in the hands of the Bowler Hat Guy.
Now, are you ready to start working? I think that's it. I knew you could. Nice work, my friend. Well, you know what they say! If you aren't up here in five minutes, I'm gonna come down and get you! We'd better get up there. Let's get that boy! But I want to look, too. I didn't even know you could do that. Let's take her out for a spin. Now, to lure him out of the house. I'll blow it up! No, that won't work. Then he'll be dead. I'll turn him into a duck!
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Yes, it's so evil! I don't know how to do that. I don't really need a duck. This may be harder than I thought. No, no, no, no, ring this doorbell. That doorbell will give you a rash. I'm two for two, man. If they don't do it on purpose, it doesn't count. Read your rule book. You can take your rule book and shove it right I don't believe in fretting or grieving Why mess around with strife? Guess I was cut out To step out and strut out Give me the simple life Ladies and gentlemen, dinner is served.
I want a sloppy joe! Oh, Billie, could you please pass the gravy? Coming to you, big girl. Reminds me of the time my meatball pizza staved off civil war on the black moon of Keward. Where's my sloppy joe? Thank you for the gravy, Aunt Billie. Why is the kid still here? Any of this ring a bell? Science fair, Memory Scanner, a time stream that needs fixing? He's just having a little confidence issue. I've got it under control.
So, Lewis, are you in Wilbur's class? Well, yes and no. Lewis is a new transfer student. I think you mean North Montana. Hasn't been called Canada in years. Do you know Sam Gundersen? Then we can see if he has the family cowlick. He can't, because he's got bad hat-hair. A North Montana man doesn't care about hat-hair. Let's see the cowlick! All right, everyone, hold your horses. Lewis, do you mind? I'm afraid this isn't gonna stop otherwise.
Now, don't be shy. Surely, that is not the best you can do. Your skills are strong, but not strong enough. Your words do not threaten me, brother. Now the real battle begins. Your meatballs are useless against me. Then perhaps it's time for spicy Italian sausage!
Is dinner like this every night? No, yesterday, we had meatloaf. Okay, gang, time for the second course. And what goes better with meatballs than P. Hey, that's just like Is everything all right? We're just experiencing bugs. Just what the doctor ordered. My friend Lewis is an inventor. He can fix it. Wilbur, you know I can't. Give it a try. You don't understand what's at stake here. Uncle Joe's seen the toast! We're past the point of no return! If he doesn't get P. You would really be helping us out, Lewis.
One dragonfly on the rocks, please, Mr Barkeep. Hey, hey, Frankie, baby, you gotta tell us one of your jokes. How about that one with the bullfrog? All right, you bozos. Have to get that boy out of the house.
So I turn to the bullfrog, and you know what I says? Talking frogs with their own little outdoor bar, and so smartly dressed! I says, "Hey, not with my umbrella, you don't. That's a good buzz. You are now under my control. I am now under your control.
Did you just say, "Excellent," because I said, "Excellent"? I've recalibrated the dispensing conduits and aligned the ejection mechanism and There he is, that repulsive, half-witted fool!
Now, my slave, seize the boy. Bring him to me. Did you not hear what I said, you idiot? Grab the boy and bring him!
Well, it's just that there's a million people over there, and I have little arms. I'm just not so sure how well this plan was thought through. Okay, that should do it. Let her rip, Lewis! Uncle Joe can't hold on much longer.
Is it gonna work? From failing, you learn. From success, not so much. If I gave up every time I failed, I never would have made the meatball cannon. I never would have made my fireproof pants. Still working out the kinks. Like my husband always says Keep moving Keep moving Stop Okay, talking frog, not a good minion.
Need another henchman, something large, not too bright. Something that won't talk back. What is he still doing here? Get rid of him. Hey, what are you doing? Get your lousy mitts off of me! You're gonna regret this!
I wonder if I should tell Doris. No, I'll make it a surprise. All right, everyone, quiet down. I propose a toast to Lewis and his brilliant failure. May it lead to success in the future.
Gosh, you're all so nice. If I had a family, I I'd want them to be just like you. Oh, well, then, to Lewis! What if Louis Armstrong said, "I can't"? You think he'd have walked on the moon?
Dear, Louis Armstrong was a singer. What did he mean, if he had a family? Oh, Lewis is an orphan. Get up, you pansy! What a great plan! Go back in time and steal a dinosaur. Oh, Doris will be so proud of me.
Why didn't you tell me you had a pet dinosaur? He's standing right here. No, you can't eat him! I need him alive. You messed with the wrong family! Okay, everybody, this dino's deep-dished. Now, go get that boy! Why aren't you seizing the boy? I have a big head I'm just not sure Him you can eat. Little Doris now sleeps with the fishes. Guess we made a pretty good team, huh? Yeah, guess we did. Yeah, didn't you see us take out that dinosaur? It was so cool, Mom! Oh, I mean, I'm sorry.
Oh, Lewis, it's okay. I'm really happy you're safe. It's just a bruise, Lewis. You all sacrificed so much for me. One of a kind. Okay, you should get him out of here before something really bad happens. I've got it all under control. Okay, everybody, it's been a long, hard day filled with emotional turmoil and dinosaur fights, so why don't you all hit the hay, and Lewis and me will get going? Do you have to go now? I mean, you know, it's getting late. Maybe Lewis could spend the night.
Mom, maybe some other time, okay? Well, any time you want to come over, you just come over. You have to stay. I mean, who would be a better family for you than us? What do you say, Lewis? Do you want to be a Robinson? You want to adopt me? I'm from the past. Now you know the big secret. Wilbur, what have you done? How could you bring him here? Please, don't get mad at Wilbur. He was just being a good friend. Lewis, I am so sorry, but you have to go. I know what I said. Lewis, look at me.
You're a great kid, and we would never do anything to hurt you, but I'm sorry. You have to go back to your own time.