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Meet the Spartans () on IMDb: Plot summary, synopsis, and more. invading Persians whom include the Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Autobots, and an. Spartans to defend their homeland against the invading Persians (whose ranks include Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Transformers, and a hunchbacked Paris . Meet the Spartans is a American parody film directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Battle of Thermopylae, the Persians introduce their secret weapons, Ghost Rider and Rocky Balboa, who kills Sonio with a decapitating uppercut.
The Oracle, Ugly Bettyreveals that Leonidas will die should he go to war. After reaching a decision while spending the night with his wife, Leonidas meets the soldiers assembled for his departure to Thermopylaeand finds that only thirteen were accepted in the army due to stringent requirements.
Among them are Captain, his son Sonio, and a slightly unfit Spartan named Dilio. Once at the Hot Gates, they encounter a deformed Paris Hilton also played by Parkerwho tells Leonidas and the Captain about a secret goat path above the Hot Gates that Xerxes could use to outflank the Spartans. When she asks to be made a Spartan soldier, Leonidas rejects her as unqualified due to her inability to use a spear correctly.
Leonidas and his platoon soon face off with Xerxes' messenger and his Immortals, beating them in a dance contest before driving them off a cliff. Xerxes Ken Davitianimpressed, personally approaches Leonidas and attempts to bribe him with a trip to the Palms Hotel and Casino.
Leonidas declines, and the Spartans face the Persian army in a " Yo Momma " fight, which the Spartans win, but Dilio has his eyes scratched out and wanders away. Hilton decides to betray the Spartans and reveals the location of the goat path to Xerxes in return for various gifts and for having her deformed hump removed.
Xerxes meets the twelve remaining Spartans and the war begins.Rocky Balboa w filmie Poznaj moich Spartan
Meanwhile, back in Sparta, Queen Margo has several confrontations with Traitoro, as he is the vital vote in sending more troops to assist her husband. Following her address to the Council, Traitoro publicly betrays the Queen. The Queen then battles Traitoro in a parody of Spider-Man 3 and defeats him using a dust buster.
With Traitoro's deceit exposed, the council is united with the queen. At the Battle of Thermopylaethe Persians introduce their secret weapons, Ghost Rider and Rocky Balboawho kills Sonio with a decapitating uppercut. Captain avenges him with Botox poisoning before being struck down by Xerxes.
He Leads The Wutang Division. Oh Yeah, And The Masks Have Different Faces The fat guy tries to do the famous jump slash scene frombut he overshoots his target and hits a wall instead.
But of course, Leonidas reveals that they are about to stomp the yard and instead we get a break dancing battle with more gay jokes and Middle Eastern jokes.
We then get a song called Xerses Mix where a dance battle is put into a music video. You really must know that during all of this, my head is about to implode.
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Of course after that, we get…. The Spartans then go to force the Persians off the cliff. Method Man tries to reason that he only met these guys and is not apart of this war. No one believes Method Man and the bad guys fall off the cliff. The End……if only that were true. Leonidas then says that his team won the battle, but the enemy will win the war. Everyone of course looks at Leonidas like a moron.
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Okay Gatorade, you are really dumb. Of course back at Sparta, Margo is having what I believe is a tan……. We then get her having a message where she is getting stepped on.
An advisor tells her that she must convince the consul to send in more troops.
Margo says her husband is dead and that she should move on. She also adds that besides, she has already added herself on J-date whatever the hell that is. However, once it gets her to losing her gardener…. Meanwhile, the Spartans are relaxing and giving us more gay jokes, the fat Spartan tells Leonidas that Xerses is coming.
And who is Xerses, you may ask. He Is This Fat Guy. We get another sick joke where Xerses accidentally rips off his nipple and has to staple it back on. Xerses then trips because one of the guards who were supposed to become steps came too late. Xerses then kills the guy by shooting him with a gun. Xerses tells Leonidas that he has a deal to offer. Then we get a Deal or No Deal rip-off, which Leonidas ultimately declines. Xerses tells the Spartans that since they did not take the deal…he will make sure that they are annihilated and erased from the history books.
Okay, that joke was very predictable. They all lose, including…. Back at Sparta, we see Margo putting water into a cup when Traitoro arrives.
Traitoro mentions that it tastes like asparagus and that joke basically falls flat to me. We see that when Margo tries to tell Traitoro why he should convince the counsel to help Leonidas, he looks at her breasts and of course, we hear the Charlie Brown Inaudible Adult voice. Margo takes her top off and Traitoro talks about how awesome it is that he is getting laid.
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As he is saying that, it happens, but Margo tells him that pre-mature ejaculation is okay…. One of the things that are present at this harem is…. However, she does bend over and Xerses is willing to take that. Paris gets her record expunged, Chanel purse, and the hump to be removed as per request. When he tries to get rid of the hump, it explodes and sends Xerses back several feet.
Back at the Hot Gates, we see Leonidas having… A Cappuccino A soldier tells Leonidas that Xerses has been informed of the secret goat path and immediately, Leonidas knows that Paris Hilton snitched on him. When Leonidas decides to go check on the fat guy to see how bad his injuries are, he finds out how horrible it is.
Leonidas tells the fat guy to head to Sparta and tell of the battle the Spartans have fought. Suddenly, the Spartans are surrounded very quickly by Persians. Well, Leonidas has a special feeling towards this. Xerses tries one more time to get Leonidas to surrender, but all he gets are insults. Back at the counsel, Margo tries to convince the counsel to send Leonidas some help.
Traitoro decides to be a traitor and tries to convince the counsel against helping Leonidas. Queen Margo gets mad and turns into…. We also find out that Traitoro has. But only for that instance as he gets kicked in the balls afterward…so hard that his balls come out of his mouth. Margo tackles him and turns him into sand. A cat comes by to crap all over the sandy remains of Traitoro.
Traitoro re-spawns with crap on his face and that makes for a very gross scene.