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TVGuide has every full episode so you can stay-up-to-date and watch your favorite show Girl Meets World anytime, anywhere. TVGuide has every full episode so you can stay-up-to-date and watch your favorite show Girl Meets World anytime, anywhere. Season 1 | Episode Previous · All Episodes (72) · Next · Girl Meets Friendship Poster. When Cory teaches his class about various forms of government, Riley.

Oh well, who isn't? And I must say, what a surprisingly decent idea, Topanga. I think a book club is such a wonderful forum to exchange ideas and intellectual conversation.

Judy, are you British? No, I'm just better than everyone else. Turns around wearing a dress How do I look, mom? Like your father won't let you out of the house. Do you remember your first date with Dad? We were two years old, we played in the playground. No, we were eight, and we caught fireflies.

No, we were in sixth grade and we kissed against the lockers. No, we threw socks into a laundry basket. No, we fell into a llama pen at the zoo.

I am really excited for my first date. Oh, what girl wouldn't be? For someone who does not care you do look pretty ay chihuahua. Yeah, I just figured even though i'm not counting this as a first date it seems like it's a pretty big deal for Farkle so I wanted to give him at least eighty-four percent. Puts hand on Maya's shoulder So you're feeling better about my Uncle Josh?

No, that's just another lump of coal i'll bury deep in my dungeon of sadness next to my daddy issues and ballerina dreams. Sits on Riley's bed Topanga Matthews: Maya, I didn't know that you dreamed of being a ballerina. I dream of ballerinas kicking me with their point toes while they're stabbing me in the face with their bun heads.

Well, you look great. Girls have it easy. We gotta do all of the asking. All they have to do is say "no. Well, they could say "yes. They could do that?

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Oh yeah, they wouldn't last a day in our shoes. Waiting for them to get the courage to ask us. And then doing the vacuuming and ironing the babies. Riley, this isn't the 90s anymore. You want something you go get it. You're telling me you're not a little bit afraid of this? You're saying that if you had feelings for somebody that you wouldn't be nervous? No, the only thing that makes me nervous is that the thing that everybody wants to happen never happens because everybody's too afraid to make it happen.

You know what I was afraid of?

girl meet world season 1 episode

I know we're good friends and all, but I've always considered you a bit of a threat. Just like I know you've always considered me a bit of a threat. Yeah, you keep me up at night. But now I realize you're actually the solution to my Riley-Maya dilemma. How do you figure, Farkle? I just never asked one out because I knew it would break the heart of the other. What if I ask one of 'em out? Bye-bye I get the other one. What if I ask the other one out? Hello, I get the first one. How long do you wanna keep doing this?

Well, there's only two of them. So, you're going to ask one of them out? Maybe I will someday. You wanna go out with me? Do you wanna take me to a movie and put our hands in the popcorn at the same time and see what happens, or what? Runs over to Riley Okay, you and me 'cause I don't care. Makes shocked face Episode Girl Meets Demolition[ edit ] Riley Matthews: You got any money? I never have any money. How do we make money immediately? What we need is a Bat Mitzvah! Are there any special requirements?

Yeah, and I'm thinking it's gonna need to be you. You guys have been sitting in that window all day.

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You know what's great about a window? There's a world outside. Get out of my house! Why don't I get a Bat Mitzvah? What's your Hebrew name? What do you want a Bat Mitzvah for? There comes a time in a young woman's life when she just wants to sit in a room and open envelopes. Riley, do you even know what this holy rite of passage is about? This holy rite of passage is about 12 hours before you open the envelopes.

What do you need money for? Buy stuff for me-e-e-e. Money needs to be worked for. It's pretty hard to come up with a scheme when all you've got is the clothes on your back, isn't it? Maya Hart and Riley Matthews: Looks at each other and nods Maya Hart: I don't like it very much.

Have I let you down? How could you ever let me down? What kind of bad influence am I on you if I let another bad influence be a better bad influence than me in your eyes? I will never have a better worse influence than you. You will always be my favorite chump. Would I still be your favorite even if I wasn't a chump?

You will always be my favorite, no matter what you are. Because I may have to not be a chump for a minute. But then you will again? I know you secretly like it. Girl Meets Gravity[ edit ] Farkle Minkus: If you gotta Farkle, you gotta Farkle. You can't teach English! It's all about the history.

The sun doesn't go around the Earth. We are the ones moving. We orbit the sun because we need it. We need its light and its heat. And if it wasn't there, we'd be dark and alone.

I wasn't in Mrs.

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Svorski's orbit for very long, and I missed out on someone wonderful. My brother knew better. He was her very good friend. We think that we are the center of the universe, but the truth is We need to hold them close, because no matter how far we travel, they are the ones who hold us in place.

It's gravity, and without it, we'd just all float away from each other. We are not kings at all. We are just tiny little specs. Riley, what is going on here? Farkle kissed my hand! Lucas and I are friends. That's what we are, that's what we've always been. And we are not going to hurt that because you guys want us to be something we're not. So go back to your own lives, because nobody is moving too fast.

Well, it takes a big man to admit when he was "wrohh. You got a transcript, kid? Check out them grades.

girl meet world season 1 episode

Here, let me sing 'em to you: Yeah, I know that song. Girl Meets Pluto[ edit ] Farkle Minkus: Don't worry, Riley, Pluto will always be a planet in my room.

It's our time capsule, remember? We wanted to see how time treated us. If we turned out like we hoped we would. You got any advice for us while we're all here together, Mr. It's been a long time, and you're still together. What else do you need to know?

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Squirrels[ edit ] Auggie Matthews: Uncle Eric, how come you look like this? Because they elected him mayor. Who would do that? The good people of Stupidtown.

It's not pronounced Stupidtown! How is it pronounced? Now, which one of you is Riley's friend Malisha?

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So, what are you fighting about? She didn't take my side. I couldn't take her side based on what was said, which is the problem with this whole thing, 'cause Maya is making too big of a deal of what was said. Now, which one was she? You can't do this. Your conscience will always bother you. I don't have a conscience. And until yours shows up, I'm going with you. What is a lie? What are the effects of a lie on the human soul?

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